10 Badass Ways to Glow-Up (Without a Single Green Juice in Sight)

Let’s get real: “glowing up” isn’t just about skincare routines and kale smoothies.It’s about shaking the dust off your spirit, recharging your sass batteries, and lighting up every room you walk into like a neon sign that says HELL YES.

Here are 10 ways to get that glow so good, people will swear you’ve been on a secret retreat with Beth Dutton and a coven of fairy godmothers.

1. Get a Sexy Groove On

Because oxytocin is the best blush on the market. Dance like your hips are telling secrets. Put on a song that makes you feel downright edible and let your body take the lead.

2. Sing a Spontaneous Song of “Fuckity Fuck-a-licious”

Yes, I said it. Bonus points for singing it in public, or in your kitchen to confused houseplants. The more ridiculous, the better — it’s basically karaoke therapy.

3. Daydream About One Desire

Pick one thing you want and marinate in it like a slow-cooked fantasy. The blush in your cheeks? That’s your soul saying, more of this, please.

4. Flirt with a Non-Human Friend

Plants, pets, the toaster — your choice. Compliment your coffee maker on its curves. Stroke a fern like it’s a lover. The point? Play.

5. Scroll for Sassy Humour

Laughter is your new facial. Let TikTok comedians, bad memes, and ridiculous reels lift your cheekbones and your mood.

6. Have a Tantrum

No, really. Stomp, yell, pound a pillow. Clear the stagnant energy like you’re shaking the Etch-a-Sketch of your soul. Bonus: it’s cheaper than therapy.

7. Give Yourself a Dare — and Do It

Wear leopard print to the grocery store. Text your crush a GIF of a raccoon in a tiara. Dance in a crosswalk. Brave = beautiful.

8. Dress Up in Your Birthday Suit

Nuditude is a glow-up fast track. Wear nothing but perfume and confidence. Eat grapes. Paint your toenails. Fold laundry like a goddess of seduction.

9. Doodle with Whimsy

Grab crayons, pens, eyeliner — whatever’s handy — and draw nonsense. Your inner child will thank you. Bonus: it counts as both art therapy and foreplay for your imagination.

10. Make Mischief Your Mantra

Ask yourself: What’s the most deliciously harmless trouble I can stir up today? Then do it. Because nothing glows like a woman who’s delighting herself.

💋 Your Glow-Up Challenge:Pick three of these and do them today. Then walk into the world like your aura’s on the VIP list.