3 (Badass) Things To Do Instead of Adding Cream Cheese and Apple Sauce to Your Daily To-Do List:

FYKYK! Just when you find something pleasurable… that clever little mental do-gooder whispers: “You should do this more often. Add it to your list.”

3 (Badass) Things To Do Instead of Adding Cream Cheese and Apple Sauce to Your Daily To-Do List:

a. Lick the spoon like it’s a love affair, not a productivity hack.

b. Flirt with your toast while you smear that cream cheese—because you’re the real snack

c. Declare your desire as sacred. Say, "My desire got me this. So, I'm listening. I'm feeling. I'm wanting...and celebrating my desire."

Because here’s the badass truth:

Pleasure doesn’t need to prove itself.

It doesn’t need a bullet point on your to-do list.

It just wants to be savored—right now.

And when your to-do list tries to turn your joy into homework, smile sweetly and say, “Not today, darling. I’m busy being alive.”