✨ When the Universe Sends You a Reminder… In a Goat's Smile!

So, there I was, wandering my ranch with my coffee mug like the queen of dawn (yes, bathrobe + bedhead crown included). Out of nowhere, I hear thump-thump-thump… and realize my goat has broken out of her pen. Again.

She’s prancing down the drive like Beyoncé in stilettos, looking me dead in the eye as if to say:“Darling, did you really think you were in control today?”

Cue me — half amused, half exasperated — chasing her while trying not to spill my coffee. And somewhere between the milk foam all over my shirt, and the goat’s triumphant leap onto a hay bale, it hit me:

This is life.This is self-care.This is the ridiculous, chaotic charm of being alive.

Because isn’t that the truth? We spend so much energy trying to pen in our chaos, to look like we’ve got it together, when really… the magic sneaks out sideways in goat form.

🌀 Sometimes self-care isn’t lavender baths or journaling.

🌀 Sometimes it’s laughing when your plans get derailed.

🌀 Sometimes it’s chasing your goat (or your inner wild thing) and realizing JOY is MESSY.

So today, consider this your cosmic nudge from the Goat Goddess herself:

Stop waiting for perfect. Spill the coffee. Dance with the chaos.

Let your self-care be playful, not polished.

Because if we’re going to be rebels, let’s be sassy rebels — the kind who know how to laugh at the mess and still call it beautiful.

Behessy! Want to find your own flavor of rebel self-care?

Take my Self-Care Archetype Quiz and meet your inner Badass!